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Since I am a rodent of conviction, don't expect my answers to differ from those stated before I wiped out the histories of this message "bored". Having said that though, it is crucial that I fill out this survey again so that you all know enough about me to properly fear me.

Screen name: Darth Brain (They named Darth Bane after me you know.)

Real first name: Apodemus Argenteus (That's the name on the tag outside my cage anyway.)

Location: Acme Labs, Sith Division

Occupation: Dark Rodent of the Sith. Emperor of the Minnesota Force (currently on sabbatical)

Age Group: 2 1/2

Favorite StarWars character(s): Kabe the Chadra-Fan. She looks kind of like my mother.

Favorite StarWars movie: Episode 0.5, the Phantom Mousetrap

Favorite Author(s): Douglas Adams. No one else has been able to fully bring to life the importance of mice in the Universe.

Moment I became a fan: I'm not a fan. I'm a Sith Lord. I'm a mouse. I may be many other things as well, but I do not spin, I do not oscillate, and I do not convey air. I am not a fan.

Favorite snack food: Fine wine, strong cheese, and those little seed thingies that are pressed together in the shape of a bell. I love those. num, num, num...

Favorite color: Hmmmm... Usually it's black (of course), but I do love the color white that people turn when they realize how much they have to fear in my presence.

Top five favorite non-Star Wars movies:
5. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (again, for showing the importance of mice in the universe)
4, 3, 2. Any apocalyptic movies that show mass destruction as a result of meteors, volcanos, title waves, fires, earthquakes, vogons, or Warner Bros. executives.
1. Steamboat Willy

Costumes owned or working on: I had a life size audio animatronic Wookiee suit. While wearing said suit, some dogs mistook me for a giant rabbit. After escaping from their unwanted advances, I shaved off the pelt. It now serves me well as a Michael Eisner costume. (I keep the real Mike E. tied up in a cabinet under the bunsen burners in the back of the lab while I systematically run that other mouse's empire into the ground.)

I also have a costume of one of Cinderella's Horses and of Darth-Anyone-Who-Is-More-Than-Three-Inches-Tall.

Other interests/hobbies besides Star Wars: Besides "Star" Wars? How about just Wars. Actually, I enjoy sailing, fine dining, long walks in the park, and TAKING OVER THE FREAKING GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Other fan groups I belong to: Do fans have groups? I was not aware of that. What would they sit around and discuss?
"Hmm, air's not movin' much today is it?"
"Nope, tha's cause Jerry's not here."
"Oh yeah, right. He out on holiday?"
"Nope. He's dead. Some kid stuck a lincoln log in into his grate. Busted all of his blades clean off."
"Too bad. Woulda never happened if we still had metal blades. That kid woulda been a few digits short today, huh?"
"Too right. Well, lets get the meeting started. Hello, my name is Oliver and I'm a fan. I've been moving air for seven years now..."



...wow. That is a depressing thought. Maybe Marvin 1138 has been talking to them. Anyhoo, since I am NOT a fan, I have no business in a fan group.

Family: Well, my dear mother is gone. After they used her to test a new drug to cure toenail growth (yes, I did say "growth" and not "growths". Apparently, the government was funding a project to put the toenail clipper companies out of business), they proceded with an experiment to graft a peregrin falcon to her back. The graft went surprisingly well. I was just getting used to her new winged half (we called him Peppy), when he flew off and ate her. i can't beleive none of us saw it coming.

Now, all I've left is this miserable peon of a cage mate, Darth Pinkious. This poor dope exemplifies all that can go wrong with the Sith. Yet Sidious seems to like him. Something about reminding him of a "Jar-Jar" ???

Favorite place to visit: My throne in the Minnesota Force galactic headquarters, the Swiss Alps (Was fr einie wunderbar ferien!), and a fresh pile of cedar chips.

Favorite music: Anything with a cowbell, bagpipe, or empty booze jug.