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Posts: 248 (07/12/05 10:34)
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All right then. Evil testing thread, huh? Well, here's the official evil test.
1. What was the name of the Dr. that was Evil in the Austin Powers films? 2. What kind of helmets did he wear as a child? 3. Who is the evil mastermind nemesis of Mighty Mouse? 4. Who is Megatron's 2nd in command and what is his disguise? 5. In 30 words or less, describe the importance of an evil monologue. 6. Is the Dark Side stronger? 7. What color hair does Cobra Commander have? *Bonus* What color hair does Fred VII have and why is he significant? 8. Who does Darth Bane take as an apprentice? 9. Who does Smeagol kill when he first finds the Ring of Power? 10. What does Alfie O'Meagan use as his mode of transportation to fly around the universe? __________________
"What are we going to do tonight, Darth Brain?" "The same thing we do every night. Run in the wheel, Nibble on that little bell shaped seed thingy, and try to take over the GALAXY! |
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Posts: 248 (07/12/05 10:38)
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Your score on this test will be used to assign your rank in my MN Force Empire. If you will not take this test, you will be required to bare knuckle box for status.
Since this is in the Evil Sock forum, normal people are not allowed to reply here, so they will ALL be required to bare knuckle box for status. __________________
"What are we going to do tonight, Darth Brain?" "The same thing we do every night. Run in the wheel, Nibble on that little bell shaped seed thingy, and try to take over the GALAXY! |
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Posts: 539 (07/12/05 18:38)
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Hmm...I'm not great at tests...they give me serious intellectual rage. I start throwing the tests around...
Or tossing the tests around... That's my male gene...Test-tossed-around. Bwahahaha *cough* hahaha!!!! --Darth Smoker--
--Captain of the Evil Doers Pie Lovers Club-- --Founding and Only Member - Prairie Home's Garrison Garrison-- --RGDSAMDATMFE-- |
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Posts: 248 (07/14/05 14:40)
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"Test-tossed-around" ?
Is it that your are not good at taking tests, or is it that you are nuts?  Hmmm. Was there a hidden message there? __________________
"What are we going to do tonight, Darth Brain?" "The same thing we do every night. Run in the wheel, Nibble on that little bell shaped seed thingy, and try to take over the GALAXY! |
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Posts: 539 (07/16/05 23:30)
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No, no hidden message...just a joke.
**crickets crickets** Hmm...perhaps I need new material  I'm thinking about three yards of a polyester cotton mix. Bwahahaha *cough* hahahahaha!!!! --Darth Smoker--
--Captain of the Evil Doers Pie Lovers Club-- --Founding and Only Member - Prairie Home's Garrison Garrison-- --RGDSAMDATMFE-- |
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Posts: 16 (07/25/05 23:00)
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1. What was the name of the Dr. that was Evil in the Austin Powers films?
Dougie Powers. Or Dr. Evil. Whichever you prefer. 2. What kind of helmets did he wear as a child? Meat. 3. Who is the evil mastermind nemesis of Mighty Mouse? Oil Can Harry. 4. Who is Megatron's 2nd in command and what is his disguise? Starscream, a fighter jet. 5. In 30 words or less, describe the importance of an evil monologue. For those inexperienced in evil, it gives the hero a chance to escape. For the experienced, it instills a sense of hopelessness in the hero. 6. Is the Dark Side stronger? From whose point of view? To the Light Side, no. To the Dark Side, of course. 7. What color hair does Cobra Commander have? Black. *Bonus* What color hair does Fred VII have and why is he significant? Red. He killed Cobra Commander, and assumed his identity. 8. Who does Darth Bane take as an apprentice? Zannah. 9. Who does Smeagol kill when he first finds the Ring of Power? His cousin. 10. What does Alfie O'Meagan use as his mode of transportation to fly around the universe? A television. I await my rank. |
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Posts: 248 (07/26/05 07:39)
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You have done well my new apprentice.
I shall name you Darth... AQUALUNG. You shall be Almost-Supreme Commander of all hydro-campaigns. Your first task is to conquer the giant squid. I would really like to have the giant squid on my side. I have no particular reason, but they are just so smurfing cool. Of course, you will first need to escape the confines of your tank. Be resolute! I am also familiar with the challenges of this particular task. Your "almost-commander" status is due to the answer given for number 10. While Alfie O'Meagan, nemesis of John Doe the Nth Man, certainly traveled his own mind with a TV, he actually travled the galaxy in the Lincoln Memorial. My list of the best spaceships ever goes like this, 1. The Death Star, 2. The Borg Cube, 3. The Lincoln Memorial. Keep the shapes simple my friends. As the first credible respondent to this test. It is now your responsibility, Darth Aqualung, to create ten new questions. Only then, will the full commander rank be awarded. Now run along... __________________
"What are we going to do tonight, Darth Brain?" "The same thing we do every night. Run in the wheel, Nibble on that little bell shaped seed thingy, and try to take over the GALAXY! |
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Posts: 16 (07/26/05 18:22)
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My evil test is as follows:
1. What is the full name of Mr. Zorg, the evil businessman in The Fifth Element? 2. What power does the blue diamond of Strong Bad's face grant him? 3. Who is Draxon Drear and where is he from? 4. What happened when Hannibal Lecter was given sodium amytal by the FBI in the hopes of learning where he buried a victim? 5. What material is a Dalek's battle armor made from? 6. Who is the evil scientist that holds the inhabitants of the Satelite of Love captive? 7. What is the name of Carnage's human host? 8. Where was Dr. No's base of operations? 9. What is the Necronomicon Ex Mortis? 10. Who is the evil warlord who sends his minions to defeat Bhodi Li and the Guardians of the Light? Bonus: Name all of said minions. |
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Posts: 248 (07/27/05 07:59)
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Excellent! Consider your "almost" status dropped. Now go forth and spread your bubbly, soggy mayhem.
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"What are we going to do tonight, Darth Brain?" "The same thing we do every night. Run in the wheel, Nibble on that little bell shaped seed thingy, and try to take over the GALAXY! |
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Posts: 27 (07/27/05 14:35)
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Oh goody goody goody. I like funny wittle quizzy things. They're not as much fun as fuzzy, pudgy, furry, squishy things and you can't eat 'em they can be oh so much fun. Here we go. Weeeeeee.
1. What is the full name of Mr. Zorg, the evil businessman in The Fifth Element? Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 2. What power does the blue diamond of Strong Bad's face grant him? The power to mentally open cold ones and pop Homestars hat off his head. 3. Who is Draxon Drear and where is he from? He is a super criminal found in an ancient spaceship under the ocean who battles Jamie Jaron of the Lazertag Academy. 4. What happened when Hannibal Lecter was given sodium amytal by the FBI in the hopes of learning where he buried a victim? He gave them a recipe for potato chip dip. 5. What material is a Dalek's battle armor made from? Bonded Polycarbide 6. Who is the evil scientist that holds the inhabitants of the Satelite of Love captive? Dr. Clayton Forrester and Frank, later replaced by Forresters wife and Bobo 7. What is the name of Carnage's human host? Cletus Kasady 8. Where was Dr. No's base of operations? In a secret installation on the Carribean island of Crab Key 9. What is the Necronomicon Ex Mortis? It is a single volume collection of various forms of the Necronomicon that have been encapsulated into a user friendly format. It is most famous for its appearance in Army of Darkness and Evil Dead II. 10. Who is the evil warlord who sends his minions to defeat Bhodi Li and the Guardians of the Light? Warlord of Aarr Bonus: Name all of said minions. Mandarr, Wararr, Bugarr, Dogarr, Destructarr Oooh, oooh, did I do okay? Yay that was quizzy, thinky fun. I wuved it. Do I get to stay in your club now? Do I have to make a quiz too? Oh what nifty fun. When do we eat?  "Yub yub. Chebookie-ookie, egoo tac-tac. E-cheewawa gunda, that guy's wise."
Translation- "Imperial - It's what's for dinner." |
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Posts: 16 (07/27/05 14:54)
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Very good, Adorableewok. Most impressive.
However, your answer for number ten is spelled incorrectly. It should be the Warlord of Arr. A minor detail, however. It should also be noted that you were mostly correct on the bonus question. Just two things: 1) "Warrar" should be "Warriar". And 2) You forgot Pirarr. |
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Posts: 248 (07/27/05 16:09)
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Ah, be careful with the praise you give that one Lord Aqualung. It might end up "hugging" your leg or something.
That being said, it was a noble effort. Especially for a savage beast. Perhaps a title is in order. How about Darth... Throwrug! Now, there appears to be a few too many Darths around here. Darth Pinkious, it seems to me that one of us Sith Lords has proven himself less than useful (namely you). Since there can really be only two, are you pondering what I'm pondering? I'm not sure I like where your going with this Darth Brain. Princess Leia and Ephant Mon? I mean really, what would their children look like? __________________
"What are we going to do tonight, Darth Brain?" "The same thing we do every night. Run in the wheel, Nibble on that little bell shaped seed thingy, and try to take over the GALAXY! |
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Posts: 539 (01/23/09 00:03)
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BIG BUMP!
 
I was going to bump up every thread in this whole forum in an evil, yet pathetic attempt to take over the forum. But since this is a testing thread, I figured it was the most suitable for my intentions. When I figure out what those are, I'll follow up. Hmm...I just realized that taking over the Forum may just be too much for me...Inglewood is just too far away from here. Bwahahaha *cough* hahahahaha!!! Oh...hey, how in the world can we have thread bumps? I guess that's what causes those little ball thingies on the flannel sheets! Bwahahaha *cough* hahahahahaha!!! **turns around, gets tangled in bumped thread**
--Darth Smoker--
--Captain of the Evil Doers Pie Lovers Club / Founding and Only Member - Prairie Home's Garrison Garrison-- ----------------- "Hey, ski season is here! Which do you prefer, snow or water? I prefer snow, although it's a little hard on my boat!" |
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Posts: 169 (01/28/09 21:22)
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Leave it to you to want to play with your Testies.
umm... I mean tests. |
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